Boethius brought us the Trivium and Quadrivium. "Geoffrey Chaucer" brings us the blogging equivalents:
the bloviatrivium
I. angrye commentes that run for pages
II. lengthie monologue advocatinge my political posicioun
III. bringing nazis yn to an argumentthe procrastidrivium
IV. memes
V. quizzes and surveys
VI. makynge avatars
VII. poosting pictures
It sounds so much better in Middle English.
