1.29.2007

Another Classic Adaptation Worth Missing

Following the fine (?) tradition of Gladiator, Troy, and Alexander, Hollywood will now be bringing us the story of the battle of Thermopylae, a suicide mission in which three hundred Spartans held the Persian army off long enough for the rest of the Greeks to get off their duffs and defend their homeland. According to The Guardian, the new movie, 300, is based on a graphic novel (red flag #1) which features monsters and warriors with superpowers (red flag #2) written by a man who didn't "realise that the hero wasn't necessarily the guy who won" (flaming radioactive red flag #3). Mark my words: no good can come of this.

via ARLT